LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
I went for coffee with my friend tonight and she was telling me about all the amazing things she’s done with her life the past four months and then she asked me what I did and I just started talking about learning curling statistics for like 20 minutes because that’s all I’ve done.. I even gave detailed analysis on the type of graph paper I bought and she looked so sad for me and even the people at the table next to us gave me sad looks.
I’m so embarrassed.